Cars seem to go from 0 directly to 60 and fly through the air with the slightest provocation. I'm not a racing game pro by any means, but I know the feeling that a good one gives you, where you have a sense of how fast you're going and how the physics will work. Things don't get any better when you tune into the action instead of the atmosphere. Ooh, generic, inoffensive metal backing tracks. Ooh, generic brown desert with muddy mud textures. Ooh, generic island with muddy textures and guys in yellow nuclear waste cleanup suits for some reason. You'll be racing your fairly ordinary car (with perhaps a few pointy bits stuck to it) through various landscapes, each of which approach the Platonic ideal of uninspired design. It's just too bad that once those prompts leave the screen, it appears that the designers neglected to add any personality to the game itself. The tutorial UI is splashy and full of personality. There's a bit of hope as you get tutorial prompts. There's just a clunky main menu that dumps you into your first "race" with no explanation or exposition. There's no splashy, hilarious intro video for these supposedly mad drivers who are going on a rampage for no apparent reason. Not only does this vehicular combat title fail to go big, it's practically stalled at the starting gate. I warned this might be the case a few weeks back. Your players are expecting South Park-style explosive gas, but they end up with nothing but a sad, wet fart.Ĭarmageddon: Max Damage disobeys that rule in a big way. You can't go halfway, or it all falls flat. If you're going to have a game about wrecking cars and running over pedestrians, it's gotta be larger than life and deliciously insane. ALL available trainers are for Single Player/Offline use ONLY! Don't try to use them online else your account can/will be banned/closed!įile Archive - 圆4 - GoG Version - Can return a false AV Positive! File = Clean!Ĭarmageddon: Max Damage v1.0 Fixed Files #2įile Archive - External Link - Can return a false AV Positive! File = Clean!Ĭarmageddon: Max Damage v1.OK, so there's one rule that reigns in the world of "twisted and wrong" video games.If you have problems using a trainer in combination with Windows Vista, 7, 8 or 10 then make sure to run the trainer with Administrator rights and when needed in Windows XP or Windows 98 compatibility mode!.In ALL cases this is a FALSE ALARM as NONE of the Game Trainers GCW contain known malicious code! More info in the PC Games FAQ! Some Game Trainers are sometimes reported to be a Virus or Trojan, the most common is a keylogger called HotKeysHook or the file has been packed/protected with VMProtect or Themida and is recognized as Win32/Packed.VMProtect or Win32/Packed.Themida.In most cases using a No-CD or Fixed EXE will solve this problem!
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